How to be a professional photographer . . . just like Barbie

First of all, you must look like you're going out on the town. Highlight your hair, pull it back, wear a cute short skirt, tight shirt, and make sure you have worked your buns off to have the best toned body you've ever had and a waist the size of a Dolly Parton (well, or Barbie . . . hehe).

Also, make sure you wear your highest, most uncomfortable heels.

Set up your subject; in this case, triplets. (You know, Barbie can take on anything and everyone, especially when she looks pretty!)

Make sure your camera is at a perfect distance away so that your images will be full-frame.

Tripod needs to be at a good height so not to strain arms or legs. It's okay for the subjects to be uncomfortable, but not the photographer, and especially not Barbie.

It's very important that your camera is centered on your subject(s).

Put the headpiece back on the baby who just threw it off.

Walk to camera.

Photographer (especially Barbie) must stretch arms so not to tire them.

Barbie's subjects should look their best, but Barbie's looks must be up to perfection before any shooting can begin.

Start shooting! If you followed these steps, you should have beautiful pictures, but if not, at least you looked good shooting them. That is ultimately what matters most.



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The End.